remember, kids. ”pinnacles” is pronounced
not
WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE
Remember when they said they had to edit out Dan’s screams during Sirius’ death scene because they were too gut-wrenching?
Okay stop now
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
Is getting heartbroken a hobby????
No honey, it’s a career
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what type of rock is a really good friend
an opal
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke
How does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
Dude that is genius
Slow clappin’ it out.
This is amazing
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500% sure i annoy literally every person
